ILL-Legal

Kaanoon k Haath bahut lambe hote hain

SO What!!

Apne Neta-logon ki ungliyaan bahut lambi hoti hai... pata nahi kidhar kidhar ungli karte rahte hain... Sons of Soil issue or Tons of soil issue or Chara ghotala. But thats not the point of discussion anyways cuz I dont cover politics

Frankly speaking, I think Politics is a concatenation of 2 words: Poly meaning many and Tics meaning blood sucking organisms

Anyways proceeding on to my main agenda (which does relate a bit to Unglee), just got a SPAM which goes something like this:

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Since India has no anti-spamming law, we follow the US directive passed in Bill.1618 Title III by the 105th US Congress, which states that mail cannot be considered spam if it contains contact information, which this mail does. If you want to be removed from the mailing list click on UNSUBSCRIBE link above.

Schmuk of a lawyer who made this anti spam law… must have been a blonde.. and God knows we don’t have a dearth of really dumb laws

An old law in Ney York: A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

At least 22 states in the US ban texting while driving. But they also provide some kind of traffic awareness service (traffic updates) that drivers can access through their “CELL PHONES”. Of course, these states also urge the drivers to access these messages through their websites instead of through phones. That’s just great, now drivers are using their computers behind the wheel as well as their phones!

According to a law in China, you must be intelligent to go to college. Guess the person who wrote this did NOT go to college.

It’s not just laws that are dumb but… Let me put it this way

So the lawyer is cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate.

"No," the doctor said, "I did not check his pulse."

"And did you listen for a heartbeat?" said the lawyer.

"No, I did not," said the doctor.

"So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead."

The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be out practicing law somewhere."

Just realized that the co-author of this blog is a lawyer… I better HIDE somewhere FASST!!!

But not before I show you this:

PS: Don’t ever fall for any of those SPAMS for enlargement of “anything”… all they do is charge you a hefty sum and send you a magnifying glass