O and the Nobel Prize!!!

All the newspapers, news channels, blogs are talking about whether Obama deserved it or not...hell ya, who cares...he himself mentioned that he does not deserve this award...but this is post is not going to be on whether he deserves it or not, but the President’s reactions upon hearing this news...well we can guess that, and no more...here comes a crappy conversations (well, that is what this blog is all about) between Obama and whoever...

Scene 1: Obama and Nobel Prize committee menber:


A: good morning Mr. President. I have a news for you. You have been awarded the Nobel Prize.

O: Are you off your rockers dude? Which insane wil give me a nobel prize?

A: well Prez, I thought of that too, but they told me that since you cannot be attacked on the colour criteria, we will give you the biggest prize, and see you getting raped by the public...
(Disconnect)
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Scene 2: Obama and the first lady, his wife of course

O: M, I have been awarded the Nobel Prize

M: for what? Um I mean that is wonderful hon...but Nobel Prize for what?

O: for Peace

M: Oh nice...you sure they declared your name hon? I mean, I am not doubting your abilities, but when did they start awarding it on the basis of promises?

O: not exactly, but they think that I don’t deserve it, and they can’t attack me for my colour...so they are giving me this instead...

M: wow O, you came up with such a brilliant reason...did B ever say this when he was the prez?

O: No, he didn’t, but the person who called me to inform this did.
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Scene 3: Obama giving his thank you speech

O: Thank you so much.

APPLAUSE

O: Thank you very much.

APPLAUSE

O: Thank you, everybody.

APPLAUSE

(waving to the spot boy for stopping the applaud sign)

This country is more decent than one where a woman in Ohio, on the brink of retirement, finds herself one illness away from disaster after a lifetime of hard work.

We're a better country than one where a man in Indiana has to pack up the equipment that he's worked on for 20 years and watch as it's shipped off to China, and then chokes up as he explains how he felt like a failure when he went home to tell his family the news.

We are more compassionate than a government that lets veterans sleep on our streets and families slide into poverty...

(APPLAUSE) ...

that sits...

(APPLAUSE) ...

that sits on its hands while a major American city drowns before our eyes. (APPLAUSE) Tonight, tonight, I say to the people of America, to Democrats and Republicans and independents across this great land: Enough. This moment...

(APPLAUSE)

This moment, this moment, this election is our chance to keep, in the 21st century, the American promise alive.

(M arrives on the stage immediately and hands over the Nobel Prize Thank you speech to O and murmurs in his ears that he has by mistake carried the wrong speech )

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Peas Peas - Good for the Heart
The more you eat the more your Fart
The more you fart the better you Feel
So eat peas for every Meal!!!

Dad, your thank you speech - a small gift from both of us upon you winning the Nobel (?) Prize
Love,

Your daughters
MA and S

Applause Applause


You guys still wanna know what happened after this? Then go and ask O...he only knows what happened thereafter...