10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

? Commandment 1 : Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are
thunder and lightning.

? Commandment 2 : If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict
attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

? Commandment 3 : Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100
grand!

? Commandment 4 : Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of

marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the
woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and

the neighbors listen.

? Commandment 5 : When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you

can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

? Commandment 6 : Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

? Commandment 7 : Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep
before you finish.

? Commandment 8 : Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one
wife.

? Commandment 9 : Every woman wants a man who is handsome,
understanding, wealthy and a considerate lover, but again, the law
allows only one husband.

? Commandment 10 : Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is

finished.

Bonus
Commandment story. : A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The

wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided
to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and

drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really
works!"