The Pet Peeve

I don’t have a problem with a pet so far as it is yours and shits on your carpet or pees on your couch; so do not take me wrong here. I don’t exactly hate pets. I just dislike them a bit more than few of you do.

And those who love pets; girls specially; the way they call them, pamper them, kiss them and what not. Chill people; it is just a modified version of a khujli wala kutta that’s all. Go and kiss them too. Why discriminate.

Once I was talking to a friend of mine (girl). She was very upset as she had recently had a break up. She is a pet lover too mind you (and please pray that she is not reading this post). I am pathetic at consoling people so I was already cursing myself for asking her the reason behind her being upset. She told me that it was very difficult for her to get over that guy as she had known him for 8 years. Me and my big mouth; I told her that she would move on soon. Everyone does. And anyways that guy was no good; I don’t know how she fell in love with him at the first place.

Oh my; I still remember her glare! She told me with wet eyes; “Neha, I fell in love with bosky (her pet bitch) within 2 months of petting her. D was a human. How can I forget him so easily?”

Damn, boyfriend ki comparison kutti ke saath kar di! Poor guy; rather, lucky guy! varna dog banke rehna padta to please her!

Another friend calls a dog – dojjy. Such a dodgy name to give to the most loyal animal. And that call for catty catty catty!!!! Gosh, isn’t it irritating?

So all you pet lovers, do not run behind me with a stick (or a broom; right Madhu?). For you, I will post few images too. Please let me know which one of these resembles your pet alright?

What? None of these resembles? i am sure the last one will for sure!
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PS: These are my views completely. Please don't bash me if you are in love with some khujli wala kutta.